Recipe: How to break a victim's jaw, nose, eye socket, hard palate and cheekbone with one punch!

We thank Nick D'Arcy for sending the recipe:
1) Develop arm strength through vigorous swimming and butterfly sets
2) Elevate testosterone levels with a victory at Australian Olympic trials
3) Consume 16 alcoholic beverages
4) Wait for victim to extend a hand in a congratulatory gesture
5) Throw your elbow into victim's face as hard as you can

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The article states that D'Arcy consumed 16 drinks. The victim, Simon Cowley, should sue not only D'Arcy but the bar as well. No bar should serve 16 drinks to anyone even if the drunk in question has an ambulance team as their "designated driver."