Friday, May 22, 2009

Dara Torres just swan a 25.8 in the 50-meter fly for a new American record!!

Amazing! The "Terminator" does it again but this time in the 50-meter 'fly.

From Swimming World Online:

"... During long course meter swimming in prelims, Torres clocked a time of 25.84. That performance wiped out Jenny Thompson's 26.00 set back in 2003 in Barcelona. Torres will be gunning for Marleen Veldhuis' world record of 25.33 set back in April..."


Overhead on deck after the swim:

Kyle Reese: The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till [she] moved on you before I could zero on [her].

Sarah Connor: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.

Kyle Reese: Not yet. Not for about 40 years.

Sarah Connor: Are you saying it's from the future?

Kyle Reese: One possible future. From your point of view... I don't know tech stuff.


Merritt Johnson said...

Are you saying that Dara Torres is a Terminator from the future? That would explain everything.

Tony Austin said...

Yes, she is the newest model: the Torres-600, or they called it the 600 series on deck. tHis model has no expiration date for "age is just a number" for that series.

They say she has a manual: Age Is Just a Number: Achieve Your Dreams at Any Stage in Your Life"

Amazon sales rank: 8,209

Don't expect a review, I suspect it was ghost written.