Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Rage-Virus infection at the Santa Fernanda indoor pool! - CDC has subjects quarantined!

Apparently a lifeguard saw a swimmer begin to twitch and then violently seize in lane one. When the lifeguard responded, the swimmer attacked him with extraordinarily rage. The lifeguard was wounded in the attack and swat teams were called to contain the area, to aggressively sedate the victims, and allow the CDC to quarantine the subjects.

Here is a short Discovery Channel video on how to prepare yourself if the R-Virus strikes your community:

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming that this is an april fools but it was posted on the 31st.... But I read it on April the 1st so what am I to do? or believe?

Tony Austin said...

You are to get an r-virus immunization and watch the movie for details as to to protect yourself

Bill Ireland said...

thanks for the useful news update. its amazing how stories like this are often overlooked in the mainstream medai.

Tony Austin said...

Your endorsement just gave me so much credibility.

Jason said...

Something like this actually came up during a conversation between me and Minnesota's Curt Carlson at NCAAs. We were talking about how crazy it was about the norovirus at NCAAs.

Then, jokingly, we started going on and on about it and pushing it to its extreme.

The final part of the conversation wound up being that Curt would probably set a personal best if a zombie virus hit Nathan Adrian, and Zombie Swimmer Nathan started trying to catch Curt to eat his brains.

We laughed for a bit thinking about that.

Tony Austin said...

HAHAHAI saw 28-days later the day the Novo-Virus hit the NCAAs. I was like, WOW! I am getting immunized for everything.