Circa 1948 All American swimmer, Jean Wilson, pretends she knows how to smoke for a Camel cigarettes commercial

Wow, goes to show you that every starving man or woman has a price and those rare few that don't, well, they can be leased. Note her breaststroke; it's half butterfly and breaststroke. This stroke is nothing short of a continuous rule change. I almost thing we should abolish it for the combat stroke or pull out a heft slab of Italian marble and chisel a final set of breaststroke rules into its face and at the bottom state no more rule changes allowed.